grocers apostrophe! AAAGGGHH!!
You have no idea how many times I see that on business cards and stationary at work.
This hangs on the wall at work:
I've made a cake wreck before.
The "non-stick" pan wasn't, so it all fell apart. Then I tried to cover the mess with icing, but the cake was still too warm, so the icing turned into molten lava which stuck to everything and tore up the cake even more.
Remember: admitting you have a problem is the first step of recovery!