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Random Fictional Questions Meme [Dec. 29th, 2004|02:39 pm]
Nicodemus
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I picked this up from yippee.
He got it from kinkyturtle, who got it from strredwolf, who got it from graveyardgreg, who got it from acestatic, who got it from blackwell.

This is an information egg, a virus. I am a nexus in a hive of spider veins.

Comment, and I will ask you five questions. Answer them fictionally.

Answer them with words, answer them with photographs, answer them with art, answer them with music. Put your answers in your own LJ, in my comments section, in the comments section of your best friend, on your website.

Mutate; little virus, Spread and Spray.


(Possibly the cheesiest virus header in Internet history, but I left it intact. -- Nico)


Questions from Da Coyote:

1) What inspired you to cross the English Channel using naught but seven Pool Noodles and an egg beater?

Well, the previous record for "silliest Channel crossing" was set by Mr. Harold Rarebit in 1971 for making the crossing using only an oscillating fan, nine spatulas, and an inflatable Passionate Pam doll. It seemed like an easy record to beat, so I was inspired to give it a whirl.

I should point out a transcription error. I did, in fact, use "naught point seven" pool noodles. That's 0.7. I only had seven-tenths of a polyethylene extrusion, do you hear?

2) Mongoose or Snake?

Depends on the betting odds being offered. I'd go with the mongoose if it's more than 3:1. (Unless, of course, they're on artificial turf.)

3) Who put the straw in strawberry?

Chuck Berry.

4) Is that a clip-on?

Oh damn, I didn't think that was visible. Sorry! Hope I didn't offend anyone, there.

5) How do you balance your career with your Save the Spongebob campaign?

A nice, brass, standing arm balance. Picked it up at a flea market from an elderly Portugese woman for a song ("Danny Boy") and have found it very useful for balancing all manner of items.

And, please, remember to donate.
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[User Picture]From: patch_bunny
2004-12-30 04:26 am (UTC)
Hmmm... might as well add it to my livejournal. Plus, it's a reason to put off watching the remainder of Aliens vs Predator. Fire away!
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2004-12-30 06:28 pm (UTC)
Questions for Da Bunny:

1) When the French invade, how do you plan to defend yourself?

2) Where were you on the night of the 14th? We want the truth! Why did Muldoon find your prints at the scene?

3) Given the energy-mass equivalence of relativity and the assumption that there exists an undiscovered platonic solid, can you prove that harvest gold kitchen appliances are the ugliest thing ever? (Hint: Remember that the Taniyama-Shimura conjecture allows you to apply modular number axioms to topology.)

4) When will you reveal your superpowers to our troubled nation? What sort of speech are you planning to make?

5) What about the infamous Noodle Incident? Were you ever able to get the curry stains out of your drapes?
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[User Picture]From: foobart
2004-12-31 01:27 pm (UTC)
I'm game. Fire away! Do your worst! Insert cliche here!
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2005-01-01 03:12 am (UTC)
Questions for a friend far away:

1) What did you think of the biographical movie about you? Did Jim Carrey do a good portrayal of you?

2) Could you, would you, in the rain? Could you, would you, on a train?

3) An airplane leaves Chicago heading due east at 320 mph. Another plane leaves Houston heading northwest at 300 mph twenty minutes later. Where is my luggage?

4) Would you like a b1gger club? Are you looking for a discount R0lex? Have you seen her yet?

5) I know that you are preparing to unleash your horde of unstoppable killbots upon humanity. What are your demands to the nations of the world? What will it take for you to call them off?
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[User Picture]From: agentmiss
2004-12-31 08:39 pm (UTC)
Why do we want to save Spongebog? I would be just as happy not to hear the phrase "Patrick? Like on Spongebob!!" My Labrador doesn't look a thing like that a badly drawn starfish!
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