|Would you like fries with that?
Have you ever punched a baby?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tuna casserole?
1. Usually. Particularly curly fries or steak fries (US) / chips (UK).
2. Nope. That's why I was expelled from the Pacific Baby Bashing League.
3. Do I look like Professor Owl? Depends entirely on the size of the casserole dish, I'd say.