Now there's Huggable Urns.
Loved ones can now spend their post-cremation time inside a cute plush bear. There's a variety of interment options, though they seem to specialize in the angelically-winged teddy bear market right now. As always, there's a lack of rats.
I mean, sure, why not? It makes as much sense as putting cremains inside a metal cylinder, doesn't it? (Personally, I think natural burial -- aka mulching -- is probably still the most logical option. Then buy a souvenir plush.)
What about your mortal remains?