Identify the Movie Quotes!
- Pick umpteen of your favorite movies
- Select favorite lines from these movies
- Post them and see how long it takes friends to guess them
To be fair, I've avoided obscure B-movies, TV shows released as collections, stand-up concerts, etc. They're all regular movies of varying degrees of obscurity. Quotes might be slightly fudged when they're from memory or avoiding giveaway names. Good luck!
Apollo 13 - gilmorelion
Noises Off! - twopiearr
"Good God. We're out of our depths here."
"No, no, no! He hasn't got a daughter! The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter."
"The old man is?"
"Hamlet... in love... with the old man's daughter... the old man... thinks."
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead - traveller_blues
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie - patch_bunny
"Oh, too long monsieur."
"Well, keep up this good work, and very soon I will see to it that you become a bellman."
Curse of the Pink Panther - traveller_blues
Watership Down - gilmorelion
"You should really go back to school."
"But I hated teaching!"
Brain Donors - cass_rising
"That was his job. He was an illusionist."
"But he never reappeared!"
"Ah, well, he wasn't a very good illusionist."
Clue - twopiearr
9. "I wish you were right. The fact is, these machines work so fast, they are so intricate, the mistakes they make are so subtle... that very often, a human being just can't know whether a machine is lying or telling the truth."
Top Secret! - twopiearr
Brother Bear - seaweedotter
"Group Captain, I'm afraid this is not an exercise."
Dr. Strangelove: or etc. - seaweedotter
The Great Escape - patch_bunny
"Then you have learned nothing."
The Secret of NIMH - normanrafferty
Star Wars: A New Hope (aka the original one) - twopiearr
The Hunt for Red October - traveller_blues
"You mean, suicide?"
"Oh no, it was murder, all right. She HATED herself."
Murder by Death - patch_bunny
"Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't be throwing anybody..."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - melchar
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - spazfox
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - kinkyturtle
A Mighty Wind - kinkyturtle
Singin' in the Rain - kinkyturtle
"Of course I do, sir!"
Spaceballs - twopiearr
Wordplay - strange1andie
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - traveller_blues
Only one left! It's an old and lesser-known movie. If no one gets it today, I'll post the answer tomorrow.