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It's Bacon! [Oct. 30th, 2006|12:25 pm]
Poll #856646 SuperBacon

The Baconator, with his sizzlin' Ray-O-Porkitude, is...

a superhero
a supervillain

[User Picture]From: shockwave77598
2006-10-30 09:04 pm (UTC)
The Baconator

Evil minion of the wicked Lord High Cholestoral. Member of the Lards of Flatbush, whose members all have artificial hearts. Heavyset in brown and offbrown lycra tights that leave his belly button exposed, he's pompous and certain in his belief that everyone always comes back for more bacon. Smells like pork and has greasy skin, which helps him escape from ropes and other bindings.

Special Powers:
Frybaby ray - intense heatvision
Touch of malaise - placing his hand on an opponent makes them heavier, move at 1/2 speed and feel overly full.

Cooking - always makes any meal taste better, though the eaters all feel the Touch of Maliase for 2 hours after.
+2 to attractiveness - everyone loves the smell of bacon.

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[User Picture]From: pippinbear
2006-10-30 09:13 pm (UTC)
How could a purveyor of bacon be anything other than a hero?
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[User Picture]From: ankhorite
2006-10-31 01:40 am (UTC)

The Baconater, Superhero

Seriously. Cuz I'm a baconeater.
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[User Picture]From: cateriona
2006-10-30 10:33 pm (UTC)
Obviously, you know little of supercharactor development. The Baconator was originally a hero, but was exposed to a Vegan Ray by Dr. Healthdread causing him to split into two beings the Evil Baconator and the Good for Your Health Baconator who turns things that should not be bacon into something that resembles bacon but is only vaguely eatable.
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[User Picture]From: cass_rising
2006-10-30 10:42 pm (UTC)
Its not even november and I already want to read your nano entry ;)
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[User Picture]From: arokh
2006-10-30 10:50 pm (UTC)
Supervillian obviously! with something called the Ray-O-Porkitude, its obvious its used to turn innocent humans into fat smelly pigs! hes EVIL!!!
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[User Picture]From: octavius_rodens
2006-10-31 01:54 am (UTC)
Cenobite. Angel to some, Demon to others.
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From: ex_radric52
2006-10-31 03:50 am (UTC)
Mr. Baconator uses his Ray-O-Porkitude on politicians who were going to spend money on things for the benefit of the public, so that they instead spend money on things for purely political reasons.

Somehow, by doing this, Mr. Baconator brings home the bacon. Maybe he's paid by the hour.
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[User Picture]From: furahi
2006-10-31 04:05 am (UTC)
You know I just *had* to vote super hero regardless of ... anything else
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[User Picture]From: arokh
2006-10-31 07:31 am (UTC)
WEll you can zap me with the Ray-O-Porkitude anytime ;)
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[User Picture]From: kinkyturtle
2006-10-31 06:45 am (UTC)
Does the Ray-O-Porkitude have pictographic instructions printed on it?
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[User Picture]From: furahi
2006-10-31 04:59 pm (UTC)
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