||[Oct. 30th, 2006|12:25 pm]
The Baconator, with his sizzlin' Ray-O-Porkitude, is...
Evil minion of the wicked Lord High Cholestoral. Member of the Lards of Flatbush, whose members all have artificial hearts. Heavyset in brown and offbrown lycra tights that leave his belly button exposed, he's pompous and certain in his belief that everyone always comes back for more bacon. Smells like pork and has greasy skin, which helps him escape from ropes and other bindings.
Frybaby ray - intense heatvision
Touch of malaise - placing his hand on an opponent makes them heavier, move at 1/2 speed and feel overly full.
Cooking - always makes any meal taste better, though the eaters all feel the Touch of Maliase for 2 hours after.
+2 to attractiveness - everyone loves the smell of bacon.
How could a purveyor of bacon be anything other than a hero?
2006-10-31 01:40 am (UTC)
The Baconater, Superhero
Seriously. Cuz I'm a baconeater.
Obviously, you know little of supercharactor development. The Baconator was originally a hero, but was exposed to a Vegan Ray by Dr. Healthdread causing him to split into two beings the Evil Baconator and the Good for Your Health Baconator who turns things that should not be bacon into something that resembles bacon but is only vaguely eatable.
Its not even november and I already want to read your nano entry ;)
Supervillian obviously! with something called the Ray-O-Porkitude, its obvious its used to turn innocent humans into fat smelly pigs! hes EVIL!!!
Cenobite. Angel to some, Demon to others.
Mr. Baconator uses his Ray-O-Porkitude on politicians who were going to spend money on things for the benefit of the public, so that they instead spend money on things for purely political reasons.
Somehow, by doing this, Mr. Baconator brings home the bacon. Maybe he's paid by the hour.
You know I just *had* to vote super hero regardless of ... anything else
WEll you can zap me with the Ray-O-Porkitude anytime ;)