There was enough real weird news that I only included one Onion link this time as a decoy!
Red Wine May Offset High Fat Diet - Studies showed that an ingredient in red wine helped to counteract the effects of a high fat diet. These had to be some of the happiest lab rats!
Weird Al Breaks Top 10 - His new album, Straight Outta Lynwood, reached the #10 rank on Billboard. His single, "White and Nerdy," hit the #9 single spot. Wowza! As a long-time Al fan, I'm delighted.
Republicans Blame Losses on Democrats - Republican leaders believe that the public has not roundly rejected their policies, but that concerted Democratic efforts "undermined their message" during the campaign.
(Ex-)Pastor Haggard Apologizes for Everything - He boldly switched tactics from denying homosexual affairs to admitting homosexual affairs to denying involvement with meth to purchasing meth but denying use (what, he bought it as a knick knack?) to admitting to everything and apologizing.
