Interjection!
Logical deconstruction of central argument. Introduction of compelling evidence suggesting an alternative thesis. Logical and emotional appeal to said alternative thesis.
Statement of absense of ill-will or intent to perjur or defame.
Invitation for polite rebuttal.
Salutation! Polite thanks for thoughtful response.
Acknowledgement of new evidence. Analysis of relative significance of data. Alternative interpretations.
Clarification of original statements. Hybridization. Commentary on multifaceted nature of the issue.
Obligatory tongue-in-cheek blaming of public scapegoat. Closing.
Slang interjection. Hyperlink which might appear related to what you said but actually isn't. Sign-off. (Deleted comment)
Expression of surprise at coincidence! Philosophical waxing. Excessively detailed exposition. Rambling. Poor attempt at pun to justify length of comment. (Parenthetical apology.) Emoticon.
Redundant comment upon original idea. Needless additional rant indicating failure to completely grasp original point. Offhanded quasi-logical but completely irrational conclusion derived from false evidence cited in bogus, nonfunctional hyperlink. Cheerful well-wishing. Sincere compliments on concept, with query about inspiration from NPR show.
Perfunctory acknowledgement. Suggestion that rant is excessive. Restatement of original core concept using smaller words.
Expression of confusion and obliviousness to NPR reference. Vague question?
Unrelated inside question to you based on events in our real-life acquaintance? Reference to random issue discussed two weeks ago that I just thought of. Farewell statement.
Silly comment made partially to show off silly usericon!
*Fictional third-person description of self laughing to an excess resulting in mild, but still amusing, personal injury*
Compliments on usericon. Follow-up comment which, in some readers' opinions, takes joke a little too far.
Emote interpretable as greeting. Affable remark on being updated, gracious agreement.
Standard comment about being chronologically detained by personal travails.
Indication of related topics, thoughtful advice though somewhat uninformed, is still relatively useful.
Ovine expression, jocular remark at potential ultimate failure scenario.
Closing statement about depending by unspecified appendage and belief in personal perseverance.
Signatory.
>>>>>Mediocre attempt at witty compliment!
>>>> Offense taken at peculiar insult! Demand presented for apology!
>>>Apology with grovelling and further misstep!
>> Further demands presented!
>Attempt to state apology in straightforward unambiguous language!
>>>>> Rotating, levitating, glowing dodecahedron.
>>>>> Old tattered gentleman giving mediocre attempt at ominous prophecy.
>>>>> Option to save the universe from the Forces of Scentlessness. ('cause the Forces of Darkness, and their second-string Forces of Silence had already been defeated.)
Quick introduction, enthusiastic statement of how you all rock.
Random post in an attempt to get user to add self to friend's list.
-- Signature
*Acronym* Salutation. Background comments about knowing of you in the furry community. Positive expression of friendship.
Bemusement at humorous stylings resulting in friend list addition.
Parting comment and well wishing!
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Meta-commentary.
Random pun making fun of typographical error in journal, followed by a smiling emoticon.
*ill-disguised effort to fit in*
Piqued curiousity induces view from lj cross-link. Thanks and hugs go to  chrissawyer! Thread contributes to additional Semantic/Grammatical buttons being pushed also... hilarity ensues! Presented evidence herein supports furred humor is contagious! Search for John Cage music at Amazon.com begins... :9 <---(closing smiley is posted for good measure)
Bemused drunken rambling.
Point.
Ill-made elaboration upon initial point.
Apology; spirited invitation to share contradictory point.
Subtle hint that said invitation is best left untaken.
Further apology.
Acknowledgements. Half-hearted drunken pass at 2 AM.
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