He was just given probation for his trespassing offense.
A group of model rocket and Star Wars enthusiasts built a scale X-wing. Its flight was... dramatic. About what you'd expect for a balsa and light timber construction with four heavy rockets in it. Still, darn pretty detailing.
"Stay on target!"
Finally, some lovely gems from The Onion which can best be presented as headlines:
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Rodent
Aunt Threatens to Devour Helpless Newborn's Toes