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Fun Stories [Oct. 8th, 2007|04:13 pm]
A man built an apartment inside a spare room at a mall. He and some buddies snuck in a couch, television, and china display cabinet. They were caught before they could install laminate flooring.
He was just given probation for his trespassing offense.

A group of model rocket and Star Wars enthusiasts built a scale X-wing. Its flight was... dramatic. About what you'd expect for a balsa and light timber construction with four heavy rockets in it. Still, darn pretty detailing.
"Stay on target!"

Finally, some lovely gems from The Onion which can best be presented as headlines:
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Rodent
Aunt Threatens to Devour Helpless Newborn's Toes

[User Picture]From: agentmiss
2007-10-09 02:33 am (UTC)
Aunt Threatens to Devour Helpless Newborn's Toes

Don't be silly, all Aunts worth their salt (or those that are sure to travel with spices) know that fingers are much more tasty than toes.
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