"Did I mention I'm hungry?"
"Oh, look, I can be cute! See my belly? Do you know what my belly wants?"
"But I'm sooooooo hungry. I haven't eaten in like days. Weeks, even!"
"Yay! You're going into the bathroom where the food dish lives!"
"...Why are you just sitting on that porcelain thing? What about dinner?"
"Dinner? Dinner. Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner."
"Yay! You're filling the food dish!"
"What the hell is this? Cat food?"
"Fine. I'll eat a few bites. Just to make you happy, though."