Avast and hold yer sanity! For it be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Aye, me hearties, this be the day fer wenchin', swaggerin', and downin' yer grog... Or, if nuthin' beyond, talkin' like yer do, ya land-lubbers! Like ship rats from the bilges o' a sinkin' frigate, this day 'ere'll swarm up o'er yer senses, I say.
Onwards, me hearties, and fly yer lips lively as befits the piratin' kind! Arrrrr!