Now is your time to make your stand on this vital issue!
The loose end of the toilet paper...
...should come over the top and hang down in front.
...should go over the top and hang down in back.
...doesn't matter because I have no dispenser and set the roll on its side.
...isn't there because I have no toilet paper.
I have mischievous cats who made my decision for me.
I have weasels and all my toilet paper is shredded.