February 3rd, 2004

Sign: No Oxygen

Use a Gov't Approved Font

Font selections are very important. The government knows this. That's why they announced that the official government font will be switching from Courier to Times New Roman as of this month. (Note that they have an exception for documents bound for the president. One may infer that these should be written in Dingbat.)

I'm so bummed they didn't pick Garamond, a much more elegant font. Make it your web browser's default font to improve the look and feel of the whole Internet!

In other news, the government also announced that all TPS reports must use the new cover sheet. Any official at a press conference should also wear appropriate pieces of flair. Blue ties count double.
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