April 6th, 2005


Look, up in the sky! It's SuperPope!

Reality again attempts to out-weird me.

Pope John Paul II will be featured, "reborn with superpowers," in a Columbian superhero comic book. "From now on, he's the Incredible Popeman."

"Along with his yellow cape and green chastity pants, the muscular super-pontiff wields a faith staff with a cross on top and carries holy water and communion wine."

(Chastity pants? Is this the opposite of Batmanuel's powers?)
  • Current Mood
    Shocked. And stunned.