April 20th, 2005

Bear: grumpy

We have Pope Sign!

Here at WPOP, we're covering the latest Pope news! Yes, we just can't talk enough about the new Pope. Pope Pope Pope!

It's just absolutely stunning that a new Pope was selected, despite the fact that we've been anticipating this for two weeks. So, just in case you haven't heard, we'll have round-the-clock coverage of the new Pope. We're just having multiple news orgasms over this Pope, assuming that's not a sin. Pope Pope Pope!

What's the significance of the new Pope's conservative history? Will the Pope trick out the Popemobile? How will he address regional church issues while unifying Catholicism? What's the significance that the letters in "Pope Benedict" can be rearranged to spell "Bent Dope Epic"?

Stay tuned! Also, later tonight, the special encore showing of the documentary "Pope John Paul II: A Legacy No Future Pope Can Beat".


(Yeah, I listened to the news a bit much today... Durn media...)