November 4th, 2005

Bear: grumpy

Cynical California Commuter

Poll #605108 First Rainy Commute

There's water falling from the sky:

That's "rain".
25(59.5%)
Did someone throw it?
7(16.7%)
OMGWTFH2O?!?
10(23.8%)

If driving when this occurs:

Slow down a bit, so you have more time to see and steer
25(59.5%)
Use your cellphone to tell your friends about this strange phenomenon
6(14.3%)
Go really really really fast so that the water can't hurt you!
11(26.2%)

And remember:

California law now says headlights are required in any weather where you use your windshield wipers
14(33.3%)
The faster you hit a puddle, the better the splash. Go for height!
17(40.5%)
If you put a custom spoiler on your car, you are immune from the laws of physics.
11(26.2%)


No, my commute didn't suck this morning because of idiots, why do you ask?