July 27th, 2006

Ratatouille: Hesitant

Plush Afterlife

How do you want to be remembered after you're gone? Would you like to be remembered as a cuddly stuffed animal?

Now there's Huggable Urns.

Loved ones can now spend their post-cremation time inside a cute plush bear. There's a variety of interment options, though they seem to specialize in the angelically-winged teddy bear market right now. As always, there's a lack of rats.

I mean, sure, why not? It makes as much sense as putting cremains inside a metal cylinder, doesn't it? (Personally, I think natural burial -- aka mulching -- is probably still the most logical option. Then buy a souvenir plush.)

What about your mortal remains?
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