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Which Frivolous Web Quiz Are You? [Dec. 18th, 2002|03:46 pm]
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With the scary proliferation of frivolous web quizzes, such as Which Atomic Element Are You?, I've decided to list, as a public service, the few useless web quizzes not yet written. So get cracking, you quiz authors!

  • What piece of silverware are you?
    (Will you be a spoon that's too big?)

  • Which character from "A Tale of Two Cities" are you?
    (You are SO Doctor Manette)

  • Which keyboard key are you?
    (Hands up all those who want to be "Insert" or "Enter"? I thought so, you pervs.)

  • What morse code letter are you?
    (G: You start out with a fairly long spot, pause for just a moment, have rather another long spot, then at the end you drop off into relative shortness.)

  • Which monopolistic media conglomerate are you?
    (In a few years, this quiz may only have one possible answer.)

  • What under-ten-cent hardware store item are you?
    (I'm a wingnut.)

  • Which pain relief drug are you?
    (Take this quiz twice and call me in the morning.)

  • Which method of book binding are you?
    (Insert your own joke involving the words "hard bound" here.)

  • What HTML tag are you?
    (Damn, it actually exists. And I was just making things up... I'd better stop now.)

[Thanks to 3catsjackson for inspiration on this one.]

[User Picture]From: yippee
2002-12-18 06:24 pm (UTC)
yotie had some amusing quizzes he came up with:

Which US Coin would I be?

What Kind of cookwear are you?

What kind of foodborne illness am I?

(PS. They're not real!)
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2002-12-18 06:30 pm (UTC)
Very cool!

> (PS. They're not real!)

Thankfully. I was surprised by the fact that there really was an HTML tag quiz... If we got to a foodborne illnesses quiz I'd have to fear for us all.
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[User Picture]From: branded93
2003-01-02 10:30 am (UTC)
so just how do you determine your atomic weight? (i figured asking you is far faster than trying to remember where i put any of my college books!)
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2003-01-02 11:50 am (UTC)
What, don't you have a bathroom scale?

Okay, if you're without a scale, you can just count all of the protons and neutrons in your nucleus. No need to bother with electrons, as they don't contribute enough weight to really count -- sorta like food sampled from other people's plates has no calories.
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[User Picture]From: branded93
2003-01-02 12:22 pm (UTC)


hahaha!!! oh! ok. that's easy... wait, should i include the blonde neatrons as well?
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