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The Truth About Raccoons [Feb. 22nd, 2010|09:21 am]
Nicodemus
Wisdom from young Master Timothy:

Mom: "Do you know where butterflies come from?"
Tim: "Caterpillars. Caterpillars turn into butterflies."
Mom: "That's right!"
Tim: "Butterflies turn into raccoons."
Mom: [pauses for thought] "Oh, you mean cocoons. Caterpillars make cocoons."
Tim: [slowly and patiently] "No. Butterflies turn into raccoons!"

So there you have it. Another mystery of nature solved!
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[User Picture]From: p0lecat
2010-02-22 05:24 pm (UTC)
Damn! I been trying to figure that one out seance I was a child! I hope you can afford Harvard because thats where hes going!
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[User Picture]From: thump
2010-02-22 06:02 pm (UTC)
I believe sir Timothy has spoken truth. Let that be a lesson to us all!
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[User Picture]From: ysengrin
2010-02-22 08:53 pm (UTC)
What, this wasn't already general knowledge?
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[User Picture]From: emejn
2010-02-22 10:05 pm (UTC)
Does anything hatch out of raccoons?
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[User Picture]From: menagerie73
2010-02-22 10:23 pm (UTC)
And where do caterpillars come from?
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[User Picture]From: kit_ping
2010-02-22 10:52 pm (UTC)
Eric Carle books!
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[User Picture]From: shalora
2010-02-23 01:25 am (UTC)
So then what do the raccoons turn into? Do they become horses or something? Is this a mass-species evolutionary thing? I'm intrigued.
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[User Picture]From: loranskunky
2010-02-23 01:27 am (UTC)
What has science done!! :)
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[User Picture]From: singingnettle
2010-02-23 02:21 am (UTC)
Bwahaha!
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[User Picture]From: sabotlours
2010-02-23 04:03 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: orv
2010-02-23 05:57 pm (UTC)
Oh man, that brings back memories.
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[User Picture]From: farraptor
2010-02-23 05:46 am (UTC)
Haha...awesome! He's already got a head-start on his PhD-thesis, I see. :)
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[User Picture]From: jovino
2010-02-23 11:15 am (UTC)
oh.
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[User Picture]From: traveller_blues
2010-02-23 05:28 pm (UTC)

...so...

...is this:
a) an inability to distinguish 'r's from 'c's, or mild dyslexia?
b) too much watching the parents play Sly Cooper?
c) an early expressed self-furry preference, utilizing Native American imagery?
d) a budding Mad Scientist/Spark?
e) all of the above?
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[User Picture]From: orv
2010-02-23 05:57 pm (UTC)

Re: ...so...

I suspect it's more like what I used to do as a kid, where I'd mishear something a teacher or some other authority figure said, and become convinced it was absolutely The Law Of The Universe.
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[User Picture]From: traveller_blues
2010-02-23 06:33 pm (UTC)

Re: ...so...

In the words of Adam Savage: "I reject your reality and replace it with my own!" :D

-Trav
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2010-02-24 09:02 pm (UTC)

Re: ...so...

Hold on, now... I don't think any part of the Sly Cooper games shows him changing from a butterfly!
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