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Look Swedish! [Jan. 31st, 2011|10:34 pm]
Old-Skool Swedish Cooking

Popcorn shrimp. Rather, with more precise punctuation: "popcorn. shrimp."

Here we see the classic stylings of a masterful and established chef. No, my mistake, that's not really what we see at all, is it? I must've misplaced my glasses. But we do get a nice dose of mock swedish. (Though that's not the chef's native language. He actually speaks mock japanese.)

Next Generation Swedish Cooking

I have to imagine that step 5 of the recipe is something like "Boil water with your PURE WHITE-HOT RAGE!"

No "extreme" cooking necessary. This is just his regular ordinary cooking... if you're swedish! And we get a nice dose of genuine swenglish.

Remember: It's good for you.

Swedish Cuisine

So what conclusions can we draw about the complex and evolved Swedish culinary style?

That it can result in grievous bodily harm. And thus stronger generations of cooks evolve.

From: silvertaine
2011-02-01 08:51 am (UTC)
OMG Popcorn = awesome track! I totally want the Swedish Chef Remix now. As a kid, I loved all things Henson, and the Swedish Chef was one of my [many] top favs. Cheers for those memory flashbacks! :D

*reads conclusion, ponders genetically strengthened cooks, and allows her mind to wander*

After the Shrimp Revolution of 2015, the Swedes team up with alien whales to create Super Cook! Faster, stronger, butter! ...er, I mean, BETTER! Laser eyes! LASER EYES!!!

*reels her mind back in and snickers*

Must be time for bed.
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2011-02-01 06:45 pm (UTC)
Heehee. :D

Swedish Chef was always one of my favorite muppet characters too!
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[User Picture]From: coongt
2011-02-01 10:32 pm (UTC)
Pre-dinner Mayonnaise! IS GOOD FOR YOU!

I <3 Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time :)
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[User Picture]From: kiswara
2011-02-02 05:05 am (UTC)
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