If you look at the soil around any large U.S. city
with a big underground homosexual population
- Des Moines, Iowa, for example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart!
You can't build on it,
you can't grow anything in it.
The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on
I know it's the queers!
They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians!"
- Stuart by The Dead Milkmen