Pope John Paul II will be featured, "reborn with superpowers," in a Columbian superhero comic book. "From now on, he's the Incredible Popeman."
"Along with his yellow cape and green chastity pants, the muscular super-pontiff wields a faith staff with a cross on top and carries holy water and communion wine."
(Chastity pants? Is this the opposite of Batmanuel's powers?)