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Look, up in the sky! It's SuperPope! [Apr. 6th, 2005|04:26 pm]
[Current Mood |Shocked. And stunned.]

Reality again attempts to out-weird me.

Pope John Paul II will be featured, "reborn with superpowers," in a Columbian superhero comic book. "From now on, he's the Incredible Popeman."

"Along with his yellow cape and green chastity pants, the muscular super-pontiff wields a faith staff with a cross on top and carries holy water and communion wine."

(Chastity pants? Is this the opposite of Batmanuel's powers?)

[User Picture]From: twopiearr
2005-04-06 11:40 pm (UTC)



um...that's just...


*busily begins constructing a custom HeroClix piece*
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[User Picture]From: chipuni
2005-04-06 11:59 pm (UTC)
Yes, it's as bad as you think...

First frame:
(box): Well, after a dimensional voyage going whichever way, as if one believed that he had died...
Pope: Where am I?
Pope: Oh my God... is that you?

Second frame:
Super: I'm not God, but almost...

Third frame:
Pope: Well, who are you?
Super: I'm your new trainer.
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[User Picture]From: aeto
2005-04-07 12:07 am (UTC)
* Aeto stares, speechlessly.

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[User Picture]From: patch_bunny
2005-04-07 12:51 am (UTC)
Given how scantily those superheorines dress, he'll need a pair of chastity pants.
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[User Picture]From: qatar
2005-04-07 05:53 am (UTC)
OMG, you missed out the best part: it's not just PopeMan, it's the pseudo-Latin HomoPater.

I for one would dearly love to see John Paul II reborn as a homo pater!
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From: chrissawyer
2005-04-07 01:50 pm (UTC)
There's no way those people are from this planet. They are aliens.
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[User Picture]From: nigel
2005-04-07 03:48 pm (UTC)
His sidekick should be "The Altar Boy Wonder!"
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