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Today's Geek Joke [Jul. 6th, 2005|04:00 pm]
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Biologist: What's worse than being chased by a Velociraptor?
Physicist: Obviously, being chased by an Acceloraptor.

[User Picture]From: kijiraccoon
2005-07-06 11:06 pm (UTC)

that's as bad as the congress / progress one.
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2005-07-06 11:08 pm (UTC)
Yep! It's actually new to me but I'm sure it's an old joke. Had to share! :D
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[User Picture]From: kai_ta_loipa
2005-07-07 12:20 am (UTC)
Latinist: Aren't they synonyms?
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[User Picture]From: dour
2005-07-07 04:28 am (UTC)
Congratulations, sir: you have harmed my neurons.
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[User Picture]From: traveller_blues
2005-07-07 08:38 am (UTC)
Nihlistic/Theatre double major: "Oh joy, 0-raptor."

That was definitely square humor.

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[User Picture]From: mcfractal
2005-07-07 10:36 pm (UTC)
That's great. I'll have to remember that if I ever get chased by a velociraptor, to integrate it with respect to time to be chased by a mere positiraptor.

*Curls his squirrel tail into an integral symbol*

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