(Now I'm all curious what you were thinking... :)
i didn't didn;t take you for the whoel married type, i mean a female? really wow :)
*gently thumps her head against the wall*
you really shouldn;t do that unless you're padded in foam
Heh. It's a better choice than my first response.
Heh. Well, you're not the first to think so, by a long shot.
Evidently I give a major false positive on the gaydar. :D
Yeah it's called being a fur, being cute, being nice, and wearing a fursuit
Okay, statistically speaking, that's probably a good way to bet. :)
Which I totally don't get! The man isn't even bi-curious. Very fond of those breasts, in fact. And yet a good half of the time my presence is met with "Wait, you married that? But... it's a GIRL!!"
That was originally going to be "those with breasts", but on second thought it reads okay that way as well. }:>
Mmmmm, yeah, both versions work, you subliminally-naughty typist! ;)
Yes, some furs are stright and they are married......
Weird hun ? :)
Aw, c'mon, it's not like married fursuiters are that unusual!
I mean, there's me, Robert King, ... uhh... Hmmm.
I've even met a couple that I would be more than happy to elevate to the level of married fursuiter, if they would give me half a chance.
Wastefulness K. Threatenings, who emailed me once, could kick all their asses! Er, excuse me. Butts.
In conclusion: You don't wanna mess with Wastefulness K. Threatenings.
Dude, hey, I wouldn't diss Wastefulness K. Threatenings! You know that. Not after what happened last time... Took me several days just to clean the walls.
Wait! This just in... Scarface McGee wants me to get my home financing while the rates are low! What do I do now??
I was once received a spam addressed to Tossup C. Salted.
When I mentioned this in one of the anti-spam newsgroups, another guy said he had gotten a spam addressed to Polymer Q. Earwax.
The consensus in the group was that (a) Polymer Q. Earwax beats Tossup C. Salted for humour value (and I had to agree), and (b) Polymer Q. Earwax was an annoying childrens' cartoon character just waiting to be invented.
Sounds like he'd be a scientist. One of those crazy inventor types, like Clyde Crashcup!
"Oh great, here comes Dr. Earwax again."
"Hi, everybody! Dr. Polymer Q. Earwax here with another amazing invention. Want to see it?"
"Great! Here it is..." and then he pulls out some wacky thing like an edible bicycle or a solar-powered flashlight.
2005-08-05 08:03 am (UTC)
Think of the merchandising opportunities
Excellent. Look out, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew!