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Spam spam spam spam spaaaaaaam! [Aug. 3rd, 2005|02:06 pm]
Nicodemus
I'm getting more and more emails with creative random-dictionary names. While the spam is no more welcome, I at least get some amusement from the headers while deleting things! To compare with my wife's list, here's today's "authors":

Erudite V. Pasquale
Icebergs J. Instantly
Overnights B. Hospitable
Bestiality M. Chance
Preferably T. Prequel


Also, if you like the spam-to-humor idea, check out Spamusement.


Bonus edit:

LiveJournal Username
Spaceship Name
Spaceship Size
How is the spaceship piloted?
How is the spaceship powered?
What's the upholstery like on the seats?
How do you see outside the spaceship?
What's the spaceship's primary purpose?
What's the Captain's catchphrase?
Main Weapon System:Love
Main Defensive System:Irony
Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments
53%
Voice of the ship's computer:ashkitty
Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:dour
Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:phar
Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:drfgeek
Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:arokh
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I like it! Welcome aboard, crew.
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[User Picture]From: antimon
2005-08-03 11:04 pm (UTC)
wife.......?
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2005-08-03 11:45 pm (UTC)
yes.......?

(Now I'm all curious what you were thinking... :)
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[User Picture]From: antimon
2005-08-03 11:56 pm (UTC)
i didn't didn;t take you for the whoel married type, i mean a female? really wow :)
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[User Picture]From: kit_ping
2005-08-04 12:07 am (UTC)
*gently thumps her head against the wall*

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[User Picture]From: antimon
2005-08-04 12:27 am (UTC)
you really shouldn;t do that unless you're padded in foam
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[User Picture]From: kit_ping
2005-08-04 12:29 am (UTC)
Heh. It's a better choice than my first response.
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2005-08-04 12:11 am (UTC)
Heh. Well, you're not the first to think so, by a long shot.

Evidently I give a major false positive on the gaydar. :D
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[User Picture]From: antimon
2005-08-04 12:26 am (UTC)
Yeah it's called being a fur, being cute, being nice, and wearing a fursuit
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2005-08-04 04:21 am (UTC)
Okay, statistically speaking, that's probably a good way to bet. :)
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[User Picture]From: kit_ping
2005-08-04 12:31 am (UTC)
Which I totally don't get! The man isn't even bi-curious. Very fond of those breasts, in fact. And yet a good half of the time my presence is met with "Wait, you married that? But... it's a GIRL!!"
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[User Picture]From: kit_ping
2005-08-04 12:32 am (UTC)
That was originally going to be "those with breasts", but on second thought it reads okay that way as well. }:>
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2005-08-04 04:22 am (UTC)
Mmmmm, yeah, both versions work, you subliminally-naughty typist! ;)
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[User Picture]From: loranskunky
2005-08-04 01:38 am (UTC)
Yes, some furs are stright and they are married......

Weird hun ? :)
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2005-08-04 04:25 am (UTC)
Aw, c'mon, it's not like married fursuiters are that unusual!

I mean, there's me, Robert King, ... uhh... Hmmm.

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[User Picture]From: witchofnovember
2005-08-04 04:52 am (UTC)
I've even met a couple that I would be more than happy to elevate to the level of married fursuiter, if they would give me half a chance.
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[User Picture]From: kinkyturtle
2005-08-04 08:13 am (UTC)
Wastefulness K. Threatenings, who emailed me once, could kick all their asses! Er, excuse me. Butts.

In conclusion: You don't wanna mess with Wastefulness K. Threatenings.
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2005-08-04 04:03 pm (UTC)
Dude, hey, I wouldn't diss Wastefulness K. Threatenings! You know that. Not after what happened last time... Took me several days just to clean the walls.
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[User Picture]From: kinkyturtle
2005-08-04 10:56 pm (UTC)
Wait! This just in... Scarface McGee wants me to get my home financing while the rates are low! What do I do now??
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[User Picture]From: gingerdavid
2005-08-04 10:22 am (UTC)
I was once received a spam addressed to Tossup C. Salted.

When I mentioned this in one of the anti-spam newsgroups, another guy said he had gotten a spam addressed to Polymer Q. Earwax.

The consensus in the group was that (a) Polymer Q. Earwax beats Tossup C. Salted for humour value (and I had to agree), and (b) Polymer Q. Earwax was an annoying childrens' cartoon character just waiting to be invented.
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[User Picture]From: kinkyturtle
2005-08-04 10:53 pm (UTC)
Sounds like he'd be a scientist. One of those crazy inventor types, like Clyde Crashcup!

"Oh great, here comes Dr. Earwax again."
"Hi, everybody! Dr. Polymer Q. Earwax here with another amazing invention. Want to see it?"
"Noooo..."
"Great! Here it is..." and then he pulls out some wacky thing like an edible bicycle or a solar-powered flashlight.
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[User Picture]From: gingerdavid
2005-08-05 08:03 am (UTC)

Think of the merchandising opportunities

Excellent. Look out, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew!
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