Years ago, ye ken, I gots the word o' this proper party from Dave Barry, that swaggerin' man o' humor what revels in such anarchy. Well, faster'n you can come about on the fore, I'd been spreadin' tha call to all ports.
Now it be your turn, matey. Adopt yer accent and imaginary parrot, then head in search of grog and buxom beauties!
- Cap'n Nic, the scurvy rat
EDIT: By th' by, for those what want a bit o' pirate entertainment, I do recommend Tropico 2: Pirate Cove as a fine pirate island simulatin' game. Arrr, it be a good way to while away them hours ashore.
