There's water falling from the sky:
Did someone throw it?
If driving when this occurs:
Slow down a bit, so you have more time to see and steer
Use your cellphone to tell your friends about this strange phenomenon
Go really really really fast so that the water can't hurt you!
California law now says headlights are required in any weather where you use your windshield wipers
The faster you hit a puddle, the better the splash. Go for height!
If you put a custom spoiler on your car, you are immune from the laws of physics.
No, my commute didn't suck this morning because of idiots, why do you ask?