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Spam Rumors [Mar. 6th, 2006|04:15 pm]
Nicodemus
From today's spam subject lines (which I didn't make up), I've learned:

"Rain is Prat"
Sorry, bluerain! Evidently that's the word on the street. I, for one, disagree.

"Atheist v. Astronomy"
Atheists versus astronomers? Did they look into their telescopes, see God, and now there's a huge schism with the atheists?

"Great Rats"
I was sooooo disappointed by this email! I was all prepped to see some cool rats, but it turned out to be a poorly-spelled mortgage offer. Bummer.
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[User Picture]From: bluerain
2006-03-07 12:49 am (UTC)
From a Republican or a country music fan, no doubt!
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[User Picture]From: normanrafferty
2006-03-07 01:16 am (UTC)
All rats are great!
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[User Picture]From: foobart
2006-03-07 07:44 am (UTC)
Just be sure you open all spam that has the heading "Great Rates"; you never know when one of them is a poorly spelled subject for some cool rats.
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[User Picture]From: nicodemusrat
2006-03-07 10:22 pm (UTC)
D'oh! All these years I might've been missing great rats!
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[User Picture]From: yagfox
2006-03-07 12:18 pm (UTC)
I've just been offered great meds for "Real" men today! :(
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[User Picture]From: witchofnovember
2006-03-07 08:25 pm (UTC)
I get those offers too and I can't figure out why they think the Witch of November needs viagra, or for that matter what The Witch of Anything would need viagra.
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